Sunday, July 30, 2006

What besieges me…?


Its dawn….I know because the blood vessels in my bladder pulsates. It’s Kind of a natural biological alarm. The excreted fluids of my body rush to meet the bacteria covered porcelain carved ever so elegantly curvaceous like a natural busted woman. They make their way up the vascular muscle. While the sights and sounds of my dreams are still vibrating eccentrically in my head. A scratch on my head and a glance towards my watch later I finally totter out of my bed. I reach my bathroom with shaky legs and a numb brain, switch on the light and just let go……..

There’s absolutely no feeling that can substitute the feeling that you feel when you let go in a bathroom after holding it for so long in your bladder…Trust me!

It’s this feeling that overwhelms me…..Even if you have had a shitty day the day before….Your girl-friend dumped you….You had a fight with your parents….Didn’t get the job that you were looking for…….

For that 20 seconds or so…you’re in ecstasy…Euphoric…A smile sprouts on your face out of no where even if you’ve been crying your eyes out the night before……

A simple pee can make you feel Godlike…….Damn!!